Days 35 & 36

I know you're never too old to have a titillating experience in Vegas, so if you skip dinner and fall asleep watching "Everyone Loves Raymond," does that just make you a loser?

Jun and I made amends by staying a second day so we could lounge by the pool, take a nap, work, ride a rollercoaster and then walk the length of the Strip before grabbing In-N-Out Burger and jumping in a cab back to the hotel (Circus Circus) to scarf it down with a bottle of cheap bubbly. Oh, and we gambled a grand total of $1.

Vegas is great, but maybe it's just not our city. I remember when my sisters and I would party all night and score free drinks and cut the lines at the hottest clubs and see Celine Dion for free (!) in Vegas. All I wanted to do this time around was win a million bucks without trying and take a nap in our comfy hotel room. And score free drinks.

No need for any secrets to stay in Vegas this time.